Feast Day

This morn, before the ceremonial run through the city, Julius perpended that Antony touch me as a cure for my barrenness. What a zany idea! I was totes offended by this gesture. I even whispered in his ear, "Thou request will be acquiesced, but I resent this public announcement of our familial challenges." Antony, as the biznitch he is, practically tripped over himself to satisfy him. I'm utterly positive it will come true, since the great Caesar said it.